Spartacus Blank-eyed Booker

This poor fellow is nothing more than a wildly unanchored self-aggrandizing fool. As such, he epitomizes the lie that has become the democrapulus platform of emotionally driven naiveté. As a gladiator vegan robot with dink-fuddled eyes, I would not recommend staring back for too long into his brain sucking gaze.

Beta-Man Pop Goes the Weasel O’Rourke

This self-emasculated white privileged candidate will now be cranked by “the hand” as a liability. Can you imagine this ambiguous dolt twerking his unruly arms before the Joint Chiefs of Staff? For the sake of humor, this might be worth a vote from those lacking wisdom (see also the demo-crapulous push for lowering the voting age to 16).